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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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By Qwizzyk - 24/04/2024 17:00 - Russia - Tula

Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 20:33 - United States

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML

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You deserved it 5 579

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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You deserved it 51 083

By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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You deserved it 2 926

By horp - 29/09/2015 22:00 - United States - Torrington

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

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You deserved it 9 125

By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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By anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

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By skating101 - 08/12/2009 02:32 - Canada

Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML

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glassjaw_90 0

Monday 6 July 2009 12:25

See, smoking almost killed you.

DoomJeff91 2

Monday 6 July 2009 14:43

So who ended up throwing the brick further?

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DomyDamsy 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 7:21

well all the more reason to stop smoking

CurdledMilk 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 7:49

I used to live in Georgia and I know how full the place is with idiots; I feel sorry for you.

CoconutsandJelly 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 8:04

YDI for smoking. It's a sign for you to stop. LOL BTW, hey fellow Georgian!

fatcatninja 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 8:36

Maybe that's a sign to STOP SMOKING.

Volcomliberation 1

Tuesday 7 July 2009 8:49

YDI for smoking!

sun_babe 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 11:43

You know what they say. Smoking kills.

aSh3s 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 12:12

FYL, that sucks. You don't deserve that for smoking, and I don't think it happened because you smoke. Sorry, man.

RustySpoon 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 14:56

Hahaha that's what u get for smokin cigs. Justttt kiddingggg.

kartracer78 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 16:08

Whoever put you deserved that one must have some problems... how could you possibly deserve that, thats 0% his fault.

Hellsno 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:04

See?? Smoking kills! This was just a warning!! just kidding.....kinda.....sorry bout the stitches

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