Flummoxed

By it's awkward - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, at Subway, the pretty girl serving made me so nervous that I forgot what cucumbers were called. FML
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cristy91 33

You missed a perfect opportunity to ask for cutecumbers!

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maggiefox 25

Don't worry OP! Same thing has happened to me, except with ketchup packets.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

What DID you call them? or if you couldn't think of any name at all; how'd you describe what you wanted?

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Hildy93 21

At least you didn't fart out loud though....

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_delusions_ 15

Don't worry man she probaly thought it was more cute than awkward xD

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bulletsinthewind 21

Hey don't worry about it man. It's happened to all of us at some point. Sometimes I can be pretty awkward around girls I don't know, so I know exactly how it feels.

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733yoda_fml 19

Those green things shaped like my penis, but smaller.

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Xion0014 20

It's okay. One time I measured my boyfriends *ahem* private area and then the next day I ended up asking for a 7" instead of a 6" sandwich and i was so incredibly embarrassed I always ask him to order my sandwich because i know I'll get tongue tied..

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mduckie101 21

Omg OP that's actually really cute. I hope it works out. FYL

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