Love and Embarrassing: Flummoxed

Flummoxed

By it's awkward - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, at Subway, the pretty girl serving made me so nervous that I forgot what cucumbers were called. FML

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cristy91 33

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:00

You missed a perfect opportunity to ask for cutecumbers!

ComoEsJuan 24

Wednesday 12 August 2015 6:02

Unpickles?

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harleyquinpobs 3

Wednesday 12 August 2015 14:22

I would've thought it was cute that you got nervous

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 12 August 2015 14:33

My gut is saying you said condoms...

Sathane 21

Wednesday 12 August 2015 15:44

Green vege-dicks

Bi0xHazard 18

Wednesday 12 August 2015 16:29

It's alright, sometimes I forget the word "dressing" and end up saying "sauce" instead hah :)

simply_meeeee 26

Wednesday 12 August 2015 17:42

Can I ship it?

teddybear208 9

Wednesday 12 August 2015 18:33

Hahaha awww that's cute!

TacoCat15 10

Wednesday 12 August 2015 19:55

Did you get her number?

lunaangel 14

Wednesday 12 August 2015 20:06

so what did you call them

Emmarena10 4

Wednesday 12 August 2015 20:21

This subway worker had the same thing happen to her. and it was freaking adorable.

dc2fresh 15

Wednesday 12 August 2015 20:26

Loosen up my guy

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