Clothes, Awkward, Underwear and Miscellaneous: Flavor of the month

Flavor of the month

By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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You deserved it 60 968

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Same thing different taste

By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 413

You deserved it 11 380

By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 6 162

Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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You deserved it 194

By Chan - 23/01/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML

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You deserved it 40 560

Good smell

By smellslikeroses - 30/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML

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You deserved it 1 897

The smell detective is on the case

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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You deserved it 184

By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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You deserved it 10 676

Keep your secrets, do your own laundry

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

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You deserved it 262

By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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You deserved it 3 684

By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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You deserved it 2 819

shimmyya88 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:07

You definitely deserve it. Why would you stick your whole head in when you can easily pick out a few pieces and check.

elfuin 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:25

I don't believe he was talking about poop...

Comments

ASUdec 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:54

At least you didn't decide to lick them to see if they were clean. Now everytime you see you mother you can just smell those panties can't you?

Mc09toofine 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:01

wow i gagged harder on this story then on the vibrator one!!! that's gross YDI for sticking your head in a load of dirty laundry.......idiot

amazingkate 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:03

i want to screeeeeam

MattGil 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:11

omg that musst suck.

the_effed_life 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:12

Well now you know which ones which. And to find a better way to check next time. Your mom seems kinky...;)

fretforyerlatte 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 0:12

the sniff test is undoubtedly the most reliable way to tell if something is clean or not but for god's sake, check what you're sniffing. underwear is going to be gross, regardless of whose it is. i barely touch my husband's underwear while doing laundry, just pinch a corner and throw it in.