Weddings, Awkward and Photography: Fixed it

Fixed it

By JLO - 18/08/2011 14:11 - Australia

Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML

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Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML

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By trgtyo - 18/05/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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By xoothc08 - 25/02/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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By becstar90 - 05/06/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:52 - United Kingdom - Stretham

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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daniel1_1 13

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:46

Paint over their faces

mgsoloist 14

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:48

Yeah, I mean why waste money on professional photo editing when you have a stick of white out?

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yepyepyepyep 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 21:23

Paint your actual teeth. Parents know best... Sometimes

DisappearingRose 18

Thursday 18 August 2011 21:48

Hahaha british people and their teeth.

jmayinc 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 22:55

Except that he's from Austrailia

iluvwaffles42 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 21:50

MrDbagManSir 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 21:58

thanks babe

TheComputerGuy96 16

Thursday 18 August 2011 22:47

Are you jennifer lopez? Why does it say you're a man?

DawnMarie11 0

Friday 19 August 2011 4:25

It could be his initials, sorry grow a brain.

x805xUnknown 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 22:52

I have perfect teeth!

worldcupcheer17 0

Friday 19 August 2011 1:19

but nobodies perfect..

V19Spartan 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 23:08

At least they didn't give you a larger lump in your pants

JnJNick 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 23:18

Easy fix. Just paint your teeth with white paint so they match the picture. Duh.

Nikelopez 11

Thursday 18 August 2011 23:24

Hooray for your bad teeth :)

rcloca 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 23:42

Don't reply to this

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