Sex, Virginity and Intimacy: First time?

First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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Same thing different taste

By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Congrats

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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Fond memories

By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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By petpeeeve - 11/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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horne2 9

Friday 29 November 2013 18:15

Well, that's awkward.

J_Kertz 14

Friday 29 November 2013 18:17

"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"

Comments

lightanddark 17

Saturday 30 November 2013 0:00

Did anyone else instantly think of the Lonely Island song, "I just had sex"? "When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great. And I called my parents right after I was done."

Tomgreenia 1

Saturday 30 November 2013 0:29

His last name wouldnt happen to be Melton, would it? Lmao...similar story with a couple of my friends...

katties 27

Saturday 30 November 2013 0:33

I think you just raped a guy... for whatever reason, it didn't seem like he was into it...

pnutbutternjelly 15

Saturday 30 November 2013 0:37

He cried all the way through and you didn't stop?

arodven 18

Saturday 30 November 2013 0:42

Maybe it was confirmation to him that he is homosexual.

tazmanmike2013 17

Saturday 30 November 2013 0:45

I don't get this guys crying stuff. What the hell, grow a pair. Maybe I'm showing some age here but I'm only 40, when I was younger a dude didn't cry, if he did it had to be something serious like a death or something, otherwise he'd get his ass whopped it at least made fun of. Crying about sex, hell no, he'd be high fiving himself. I know I'll get a lot if "thumbs down" and people saying I'm insensitive but it is what it is. Dudes quit F***ing crying.