Embarrassing and Work: First impressions

First impressions

By pdnne - 12/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML

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You deserved it 7 755

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:49 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom kissed me goodbye before I went to a big job interview. I got weird looks on the way there, but I figured it was just because I look like a massive douche in formal wear. Turns out my mom had smeared lipstick all over my chin. The person who finally let me know was my interviewer. FML

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You deserved it 2 743

By Tiffer27 - 25/01/2016 18:02 - United States

Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML

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You deserved it 2 447

By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 154

You deserved it 10 022

By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML

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You deserved it 3 416

That went well

By not on life, that's for fucking sure - 25/10/2014 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML

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You deserved it 5 107

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By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML

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You deserved it 1 104

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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You deserved it 2 288

By notonthepavement - 15/02/2016 11:04 - United States - Desoto

Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML

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You deserved it 1 664

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By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

I agree, your life sucks 254

You deserved it 1 498

By OhNo. - 27/07/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 057

You deserved it 13 734

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:07

Ha ha! Well at least you made an impression. Too bad it was on his desk.

bwlingatstarlite 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 16:05

hollly shit...did you still get the job? Hope you're okay :)

Comments

GemmARR 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:25

Lmao at #4

07_MKV 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:30

lmao, thats hillarious

Loe_307 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:32

LOL @ #20. "did someone embarrassing" and "now that that's out of the way" went perfect together. Hahaha Now, if you don't get the job, sue. Either way it's a paycheck. Hehehe. Don't really do that. lol.

SuperSpore 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:59

#20: Now that I got hit in the head already for falling. Let's get back to buisness. Like that?

one_inch 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:21

#3, Learn to spell capitalise!

ibby21 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:48

haha thats funny

Lifesucksdodrugs 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:23

capitalise - 1 dictionary result cap?i?tal?ize ??/?kæp?tl?a?z/ [kap-i-tl-ahyz] verb, -ized, -iz?ing. –verb (used with object) 1. to write or print in capital letters or with an initial capital. #36, Learn to spell capitalize. Graduate primary school and then pick fights on the internet. Regardless, spelling in this absurd language is much harder than remembering to capitalize your I's. This is grade 1 stuff we're talking about.

runitsgodzilla 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:39

Indeed a FYL but i couldn't stop laughing. Hope you got the job.

MukyDaCookie 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 8:29

#38 I love the contrast between you post about proper spelling and your screen name. OP no worries, anything different is always good. Any press is good press, ever heard that? Kind of the same thing