Technology and Money: Expensive noodles, dude

Expensive noodles, dude

By fuckstudentloans - 18/06/2015 23:29 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 312

You deserved it 13 881

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Same thing different taste

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Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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You deserved it 627

By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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You deserved it 34 891

By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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You deserved it 8 379

By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 865

You deserved it 10 075

Weird flex, but OK

By college estudiata - 27/06/2015 00:57

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

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You deserved it 7 419

By Omi - 20/10/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my desk to eat and do homework, I noticed a message that said, "WARNING: Hold cup by sides, as lid may not be secure." At that exact moment, the lid that I was holding fell off and the soup drenched my Nintendo DS, and printer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 877

You deserved it 41 565

By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 212

You deserved it 36 242

By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 871

You deserved it 2 333

kidclarke 15

Friday 19 June 2015 9:54

What a waste of what could have been 2,173 cups of Ramen instead.

babygirlprincess 17

Friday 19 June 2015 10:11

"I bought it like this. can I get a new one? "

Comments

thatsme293 28

Friday 19 June 2015 17:18

Did you accidentally microwave the ramen too?

cantfixme36 28

Friday 19 June 2015 17:39

The epitome of college life in an FML.

littleking94 14

Friday 19 June 2015 18:07

My guess is the bowl of Ramen wasn't worth it

worldclassrager 39

Friday 19 June 2015 18:33

Now you know not to have a form of soup by a needed electronic

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 20 June 2015 1:35

Uncooked ramen is a form of soup that would have been fine by a needed electronic.

Zmanzem4 17

Friday 19 June 2015 18:53

You should have gotten a computer.

vikky538 28

Friday 19 June 2015 18:59

Dont underestimate the power of 69 cents.

mustangbravo 27

Friday 19 June 2015 19:20

What a bummer. Although I laughed pretty hard at this so thank you.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Friday 19 June 2015 19:48

Bro you paid too much for the Top Ramen....

gottahandittome 2

Friday 19 June 2015 20:02

At least it wasnt a piano keyboard!

sylverdrag_fml 9

Friday 19 June 2015 20:11

Look at it this way, you ruined 69 cents worth of ramen with a $1500 computer.

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Expensive noodles, dude

Same thing different taste

Weird flex, but OK

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