Technology and Money: Expensive noodles, dude

Expensive noodles, dude

By fuckstudentloans - 18/06/2015 23:29 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I ruined a $1,500 laptop with a 69¢ bowl of ramen noodles. FML

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Same thing different taste

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Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML

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By noname - 17/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By college estudiata - 27/06/2015 00:57

Today, I realized I need to get my life together after spilling ramen while taking a bath, again. FML

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By Omi - 20/10/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my desk to eat and do homework, I noticed a message that said, "WARNING: Hold cup by sides, as lid may not be secure." At that exact moment, the lid that I was holding fell off and the soup drenched my Nintendo DS, and printer. FML

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You deserved it 41 565

By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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kidclarke 15

Friday 19 June 2015 9:54

What a waste of what could have been 2,173 cups of Ramen instead.

babygirlprincess 17

Friday 19 June 2015 10:11

"I bought it like this. can I get a new one? "

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nightfall8705 33

Friday 19 June 2015 20:12

I agree OP, you paid way too much for that ramen! As for your computer... warranty, yo!

Mooglefox 23

Friday 19 June 2015 20:46

I knew I didn't like ramen for a reason

taylorzgoines 16

Friday 19 June 2015 22:01

damn you got the expensive ramen!

ashesandashesofr 8

Friday 19 June 2015 22:01

????

S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Friday 19 June 2015 22:47

If there is no warranty left you may try to find a repair shop that can order you a new mobo and install it for you.

graceface1031 7

Saturday 20 June 2015 0:23

That's some expensive ramen

hegchog12 18

Saturday 20 June 2015 1:10

Bugger the laptop, was the ramen OK?

TypicalSenpai 14

Saturday 20 June 2015 2:26

Man, if my laptop cost that much I wouldn't even bother risking any type of spill on it without a warranty. Best wishes, OP.

fmljosh1015 20

Saturday 20 June 2015 2:51

Dish

IWishIWasObama 12

Saturday 20 June 2015 4:24

you deserve it big time for eating at your computer, especially one with expensive hardware like that.

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Expensive noodles, dude

Same thing different taste

Weird flex, but OK

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