Gross and Work: Ewwwww

Ewwwww

By JustEwww - 22/10/2009 21:24 - Australia

Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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By Carmen - 26/02/2011 13:57 - United States

Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

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By SnotScrubber - 05/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML

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By CorpDrone - 03/11/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I came in to work and found the conference room whiteboards completely clean. My assistant had wiped all the white boards where I'd spent 10 hours writing the schedule for the next three months. I was going to meet with all the supervisors to finalize that schedule today. FML

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By imwithapples22 - 29/01/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML

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By CrimsonChin - 26/08/2017 04:30

Today, out of boredom, I decided to clean shave my beard and moustache for the first time in 3 years. My new nickname at work is The Crimson Chin. FML

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Back to reality

By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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Highlight of the week

By Tyler - 06/05/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 20:01

Today, I had to clean out my husband's brother's room as he is moving. The room was filled with childish toys, mould and years of dust covered everything. Behind and under every piece of furniture were earwax encrusted cotton swabs, hundreds of them. Oh yeah, he's moving in with us. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 23 October 2009 2:27

Good thing you didn't play with the white dust on the floor by the urinal.

dul_fml 2

Friday 23 October 2009 1:53

Goldmember wouldn't have wasted such perfect skin. EAT IT

Comments

cheapsheep_fml 0

Friday 23 October 2009 5:42

well isn't that all fine and dandy.

Chuffy 0

Friday 23 October 2009 5:57

OK, that's f'd up! Made me laugh, though!

thekillercure21 0

Friday 23 October 2009 6:14

So, regular dead skin and hair in the form of dust doesn't bother you, yet someone's dandruff does?

Addehhh 2

Friday 23 October 2009 6:53

I hope it wasn't snowing dandruff when you met him.

MyMichaelJackson 0

Friday 23 October 2009 6:58

whaaattt...

AndreaHatesYou1 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:19

Why would you play with a random white powder without knowing what it is? You're an idiot.

wyocowboysfan 0

Friday 23 October 2009 8:49

beards cant have dandruff you dipshit...dandruff is from your scalp

gozar_fml 1

Friday 23 October 2009 8:57

Maybe you need a job where you actually have something to do?

TheChanel 0

Friday 23 October 2009 9:13

eeeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!

jchansfan 0

Friday 23 October 2009 9:18

YDI, how did you not wonder how the same counter was always super dusty!?! lmao :P

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