Allergies and Kids: Epipen time!

Epipen time!

By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my boss's kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML

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My kids would never lie

By au. - 06/01/2022 05:01

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting had a severe peanut allergy, and he looked me dead in the eye as he ate a peanut bar before I could stop him. His sister swore up and down that I made him eat it. Guess who the parents believed, even after I rushed him to the hospital. FML

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Call the cops!

By epipen life - 10/03/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML

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You old fool

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 17:01 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML

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By djshahso - 26/02/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain

Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML

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Criminal Minds

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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By Unemployed - 02/06/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML

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Gumbo time

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 18:00

Today, I cooked for the future in-laws and was accused of trying to poison them. Absolutely no one told me, even as they watched me cook shrimp and smoked sausage gumbo, that my mother-in-law is deathly allergic to shellfish and my father-in-law gets severe diarrhoea when he eats pork. FML

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Tuesday 17 August 2010 23:21

I think it's dumb that the aunt didn't tell her the foods the kid is allergic to. :/

kittykat52810 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 23:18

I feel bad for you because you were just following orders, fyl op

Comments

hitfaceonbrick 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:16

duh, it's a cookie made out of happiness, magic, and rainbows!

ItzJarrin 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:16

Yeah illmatic. Duhh.

arabianhorse1234 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:17

Not your fault. Your aunt should have told you what he WAS allergic to, or it could have been his first time reacting to it. He also should have been taught that pretending to be allergic to food he doesn't like is stupid, because nobody will believe you if you're telling the truth.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:25

YDI for babysitting. YDI for having an aunt. YDI for having a cousin. YDI for being a terrible cook. Stick to sammiches. YDI for trying to feed a little brat.

josh5634 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 8:43

what's being a terrible cook gotta do with anything? he/she could be an awesome cool but the kid is a little ****** and was actually a allergic so the reaction cause his mom to say "R.I.P. Bob, may u burn in hell bitch."

Sarah__Louise 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:25

Not your fault then really, more his mums. But maybe you should have called and checked first... but then maybe she should have told you what he was actually allergic to.. but then she may not of known he was allergic to that food... hmmm

foreverspellman 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:29

if you got anymore of those special magical cookies, may I has some?? And it's the kids fault for playing around like that. hope his throat swelled shut so he won't be a liittle sneak anymore.

KVKdragon 26

Wednesday 18 August 2010 0:31

it's really hard to fake allergies when you're in your own house. then your parents will try to slip stuff into yummy food. outside the house is easy when no one is monitoring you. I know these things since I'm allergic to eggs, nuts, mango, and high doses of soy, plus people trying to "prove" I'm faking my allergies by eating peanuts around me