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Easter surprise

By aprilfooled - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for April Fools' day, my entire class decided to prank our religion teacher. During our daily meditation time, while his eyes were closed, we slowly got out of our seats and left the classroom. Two minutes later he opened his eyes, locked us out, and called the dean to give us all detention. FML

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You deserved it 77 297

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 053

By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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You deserved it 22 422

Drunk with power

By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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You deserved it 3 022

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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You deserved it 34 841

Hello?

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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You deserved it 92

So brave

By baller12 - 03/02/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML

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You deserved it 38 671

By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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You deserved it 80 355

By megan - 01/04/2015 17:56 - United States - Lutz

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

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You deserved it 2 472

Read the room

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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You deserved it 1 456

citylights 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:13

hahahahahahha that's so good :D

Silhouette_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 12:50

Why would you pick someone you know won't respond well to your joke? Do it with a care-free type of teacher who you know would just laugh it off.

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happygoluckyhh 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 15:27

To number 2 I don't think it is exactly a JOKE but I do think it is just a little to much if it were a public school. but for a cathlioc school or Sunday school, I think it's perfectly normal. She said religion teacher so obviously she is either in cathlioc school or Sunday school. (basically the same thing)

redfred5 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:23

Wow the word epic is used way to much

amazingkate 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:22

so epic dude

amazingkate 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:24

he should have made you write papers on futility.

Killa4hire 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 5:19

Sorry but thats kinda ******* awesome

Mak10 6

Sunday 16 August 2009 23:26

Great prank though! =D

glowingsunset 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 4:42

Oh for God's sake. She's at Catholic school. Are there "deans" of Sunday school? Hah. Didn't think so. I don't know about you, but at the Catholic school I attend, theology is the only class we are required to take all four years - math, history, English, you only need three years. #17, Daily meditation time = daily prayer. Worst frickin' part of my day. To expand on that, it's not just Buddhists who meditate. I know Hindus, Jews, Catholics, who all meditate. Meditation isn't exclusive to Buddhism, far from it. Also, my class is called "world religions" and pretty much all we learn about is Christianity and Judaism. Just cause it's called "religion" doesn't mean it's all-inclusive.