Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 587
You deserved it 4 050
Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Radi0Waves 0

That kid already has so much more game than me.

135 2

Comments

RagePX 0

Ha ha ! Go back give that stud some boobies :D

2 4
CYNNER 0

Wierd. did he actually use the word penis? sounds unlikely since my little brother is 9 and still calls it a thing

1 6
Vurban 0

My mom taught me the proper name for my parts from a very early age. I knew it was a penis as soon I was able to say it. Not unlikely at all. I actually knew "testicles" before "balls".

5 0
Hexefrau 5

Good parents teach their kids the scientific names for their body parts. Good parents would also tell a six year old that they don't wave their penis around in front of company, and that if they want to examine/play with it when it is "on again", that they do so in the privacy of their own space, such as a bedroom.

5 0
life_can_suck21 0

well he could've ther was a 2 year old who was wathching me swim and was talking to me and he said how do you do dat and i said i use my feet to swim and he said this is my pe-ness and his mum heard and said he is just learnin about his body parts so ya the six year old can say it

0 6
perdix 29

Poor kid. That trick worked for me on our babysitter. Of course, I was 38 at the time. My wife wouldn't hire her again which was too bad, because my daughter really liked her. . . and she made my penis on again.

8 2
SeventhFonons 0

And the amazing Perdix amazes us yet again :D

0 4
silasandseansfml 0

omg did u do him u so should have showed him ur jugs uri for being selfish I mean come on he showed u his man suck it ( get it ha ) next time show yo jugs

2 15
idkweird 0

Trying to read that comment hurt my head. Please, learn English.

11 0
BMaC101 0

Lol #68 you're bad. and op I'm sorry for that horny little devil. I've babysitted before and that's happened to me but I am a guy. It's kinda sad since I sent the boy to his room and called his parents right away.

2 1