Alcohol, Gross and Health: Drink up

Drink up

By ugh!! - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I felt I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML

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You deserved it 228 474

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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Drunken mess

By SlutRobot6000 - 01/07/2022 04:00

Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 1 270

Hangover

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:00

Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 153

Gushing

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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You deserved it 38 655

By Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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You deserved it 76 905

Wild night, huh?

By Anonymous - 06/06/2019 22:00

Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML

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You deserved it 405

TW: gross

By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 516

You deserved it 58 973

By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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You deserved it 2 253

Chain reaction

By Anonymous - 03/05/2023 13:30 - Australia

Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML

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You deserved it 1 122

By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

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You deserved it 45 749

Ole_Stinker 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:48

Had you gotten out of bed you probably would have stomped on it anyway.

Dr_Phil 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:28

Wow, that was pretty stupid.

Comments

dubbleChic 6

Monday 23 November 2009 3:32

o ya? i have a $1500 laptop and im only 12. booyah

tonyfromsony 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 1:27

mate, i had my second laptop when i was 12 and that was $3600. having something expensive doesnt mean anything until you can use that to its maximum potential.

tdawgheath 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:13

plus, having the most expensive thing on the market is pretty dumb. I'm guessing you guys are gamers, but still, it doesn't work out in the long run. You might as well get an affordable one...(of course, I'm saying affordable, I mean 1000 dollars range) They can handle most games at the time, and for me I can play those games for 10 years, so it's only like 100 dollars a year :-D

DynamicDave 11

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:38

I love the fact that there are literally 10 times as many YDIs as there are FYLs. You really did deserve it, epic fail. By the way, how many years have you been in school?

TheCoolGuy3434 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:10

nice mac thrown away

tdawgheath 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:11

Obviously repeating the grade counts as 2? and repeating it 5 times counts for 6? and by that time you just forgot how many you were in school so drank anyway? :-D

StevTaal4158 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 18:49

so all that **** that was on there is lost, jst as well?

bezach 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:02

so that's 9 beers? he prob dropped out of highschool

alexomAnexo 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:55

Sometimes it does, like when you don't wanna go to the store and on the news you find out there was a terrorist attack. O_o. don't mind me I'm just another idiot.