Double life

By Anon - 14/10/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
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WiseGuy79 14

OP just reply on that blog and talk about her raging herpes infection haha

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perdix 29

The owner of the blog was dumb enough to use your girlfriend's full, real name in his posts? He made it too easy for a cyber-stalker like you.

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MAGNAVOX 0

YDI for getting in a small fight, rather than a huge fight.

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

So why are you blaming her? Hack the creep's blog.

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perdix 29

The owner of the blog was dumb enough to use your girlfriend's full, real name in his posts? He made it too easy for a cyber-stalker like you.

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xFaust_fml 12

Why do people think it's creepy? If they had a fight, maybe he didn't want to call her just yet. And sometimes you do weird things. I think he just typed her name to see it written, without expexting to have results of HER. I googled my friends and a few of my friends, to see if we were on google, once. Doesn't make me a stalker. There is something I don't get, does "at times" mean "before they were together", or "whilst they were together, on days/evenings his girlfriend told him she had spent on her own"? I won't vote on that story. Not enough details (did the girlfriend go along with the flirting?), nor clear enough.

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DocBastard 38

Faust, way to go using "whilst" - I've started a grassroots movement to bring "whilst" back into the American English lexicon. The more Americans are exposed to it, the higher the likelihood they'll use it! More more more!

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Hughmadd 0

How do you know it was even his fault?? Oh yeah, man gets blamed for everything here--sorry, forgot.

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parasword 0

Exactly. The man's always supposed to let the woman win the fights. That's just how things are, and if you don't understand it you don't deserve a girlfriend.

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RedPillSucks 31

OP. There could be dozens of people around the world with the same name. I googled myself (ok, that sounds wierd) and found at least 8 people with the same first and last name, and 3 with the same middle initials. Perhaps next time you miss your girl, you should just talk to her. Does the blog say that the guy was successful? Just because someone makes an attempt at her doesn't mean she was going for it.

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yazzy101 11

Yer he should trust her more and ask her about it

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usagiii 7

maybe at times where she was "alone" she was actually with the other dude. so that would mean that he did succeed with his evil plan.

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aardvarkish 15

Your intuition and deductive reasoning astound me! You're psychic, right?

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usagiii 7

obviously I am, no one else figured it out, logic is simple isn't it?

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