Embarrassing, Vacation, Awkward and beach: Don't ass-u-me

Don't ass-u-me

By yoyo22 - 05/12/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my friend on vacation. We were playing Marco Polo in the ocean and I was Marco. I thought I heard my friend, so I lunged forward and grabbed her. Too bad it wasn't my friend, it was an old guy in a pink speedo, and I grabbed his butt. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By beachbum - 27/02/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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Public freakout time

By camzzz - 02/07/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By Username - 05/06/2019 20:00

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

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ItsAshxD 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:48

Priceless.

lifeinoz 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:10

Who the hell plays Marco Polo in the freakin ocean? YDI!

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ItsAshxD 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:48

Priceless.

Killuhk 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:57

Marco polo in the ocean?????? You're crazy lol

Spongebobs 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:49

First and YDI

vitafabula 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:53

haha. fail.

Anteezy 7

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:02

Gratz on being first! :D

xoxospontaneousx_fml 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:42

actually, ur second

mich23 10

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:52

I'm sure he enjoyed it!

TheLoneWolf87 4

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:54

AWWYEAH

blakehilli8 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:00

LALALALagirrl 1

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:05

LMFAO, oh mann, thatt reeally suucks:| i think you should limit that gamee to pools.. with no old men, or anyone in speedos in them:)

lifeinoz 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:10

Who the hell plays Marco Polo in the freakin ocean? YDI!

FMLFORTHEWIN 0

Friday 21 January 2011 6:11

bwahahahaaaa

Parky03 9

Monday 29 October 2012 6:59

Thinks*She's Probably over there!* *Swims for five minutes* *Opens eyes* Where is the shore?...

I_am_stupid_also 6

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:15

That's a pretty clever trick that guy has to imitate girls' voices.

Whydoyouask 11

Sunday 6 December 2009 3:05

lol, I just thought that his friend sounded like old men.

XxlGhostlxX 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:22

marco's greats epic fails of todays theme pink speedo gone wild

honutattoo 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 2:22

who closes their eyes in the ocean? YDI

lilmisslovely13 15

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:02

very good point ;D

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Don't ass-u-me

Same thing different taste

This is fine

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