Gross and Kids: DIY project idea

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lititz

Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML

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BossMindedFemale 20

Monday 14 July 2014 23:03

Shrek the 4th.

TrippingOnAcid 29

Monday 14 July 2014 23:03

The smell would be ogrebearing

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KatsFaerie 7

Tuesday 15 July 2014 6:37

mythbusters already busted this, it's not even remotely possible for earwax to be a candle.. At least he's cleaning his ears out?

fivetimeslonger 24

Tuesday 15 July 2014 6:47

Is he 37 and living in your basement?

christianpulis 17

Tuesday 15 July 2014 6:48

It's the thought that counts right?

ZanderBorn 8

Tuesday 15 July 2014 7:00

That's from Calvin and Hobbes

rabid_otaku 29

Tuesday 15 July 2014 7:10

That deserves respect.

1947Chevy 17

Tuesday 15 July 2014 8:16

I remember a book a read before shrek was out about a kid who had a friend that made candles of earwax

depressingrage 5

Tuesday 15 July 2014 8:24

That is what I call ambition

ethan_unoxx 29

Tuesday 15 July 2014 9:22

Gross

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Tuesday 15 July 2014 10:12

Probably a "Father Ted" fan. Irish people will understand :)

HotShot313 15

Tuesday 15 July 2014 10:22

WTF! this is so gross, seriously.

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