Health, ACAB, Dad jokes and Cops: Detained - FML

Detained

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML

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trollfaced 2

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:26

Why would you say that?

elk21dbm 18

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:26

Dumbass

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crablegs 2

Wednesday 7 December 2011 18:41

I bet no one likes you

cptpillpopper 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 21:49

you didnt deserve that. most police officers take themselves way to serious. I get that it is a dangerous job, but come on refering to your flexed armed for weapons? come one get real. grow up cops your not the law, you enforce it.

no1xaskedxy0u 5

Wednesday 7 December 2011 21:56

idiot.

amyx231 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 2:44

cranky cop, eh?

portillo09 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 6:12

GAYYYY

unknown_yeah 3

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:15

so funny haha

InDaSkiez 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 10:37

Yessssssssssss!!!!

awksome 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 11:03

nice op :) guess its in usa? only place beside spain and mexico that has a lack of humor and ability to control agression :)

firefly_102 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 13:22

That's awesome! Lmbo.

aFluffyRaccoon 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 17:27

YDI, for being a complete tool

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