Sleep, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Deep sleep

Deep sleep

By Ataraxia - 01/10/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to the realization that the 2-hour nap I wanted to take before I went out with my friends last night was actually a 12-hour nap. I missed everything. FML

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By bigdikbubls - 01/12/2020 05:58 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML

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Chilled out

By Rar - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Palatine

Today, I went to the airport a full three hours before my flight departure time just to be on the safe side. I ended up having the best nap of my life and missing my flight. FML

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By anon - 29/01/2015 18:32 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I woke up after taking the new sleeping pills I was prescribed for my insomnia. I slept for 12 hours and had 5 missed calls from my boss. FML

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The bookmaker always wins

By Jeremy - 19/10/2023 14:00 - Australia

Today, I set aside some time to take a power nap at my desk. I set an alarm, but it didn't go off. I woke up hours later to find my coworkers had surrounded my desk, taking bets on when I'd wake up. FML

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You deserved it 715

By Sleepless - 04/08/2016 18:44

Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML

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Brain fog

By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 06:57

Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML

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Balls up

By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 12:01

Today, I woke up at 2 p.m. to realise I'd slept through all of my alarms and missed my really big presentation at university, all because I was up most of the night with food poisoning. FML

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Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 02:58 - Philippines - Roxas

Today, after studying for an exam, I decided to take a short nap. Just then, our neighbors, who were a couple, argued like crazy about some dumb thing the guy did. I didn't get to rest at all. FML

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GeekLogic 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:50

nap fail. Hardly an FML.

TheTragicReturn 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 16:40

"Why bother using an alarm clock when you're just taking a nap?" Because you could end up sleeping for 12 hours.

Comments

ghembob 2

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:04

Haha, that's happened to me before. 8:30 hey naptime until like 10! Wake up at 4 in the morning, disoriented. Not fun.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:59

Yeah, it's always a fun feeling. Disorientation, with a knot of panic in your stomach for missing your plans.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 19:55

Can't tell you how many times that's happened to me. At least you're refreshed! :]

cabernet 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 20:20

Maybe you have mono.

lady307 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:01

that shit happened to me! but fyl because your friends didnt even attempt to wake you up!

zachman3334 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:03

Today, I overslept. FML

Quinnjamin 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 21:59

Always use an alarm just in case, dipshit.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:02

Alarms don't work on everyone. I always set 5 alarms on my phone, and sleep through them all.

ghembob 2

Friday 2 October 2009 5:50

That happens to me too. My roommate woke me up at 10 this morning when she came in, and my alarm was still ringing. It was set to 8:30.

genius_man16 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:07

This is such a dumb FML. "Today I overslept for something not terribly important. FML" I mean come-on. Clearly this was nothing more than a get together, otherwise it would have been more than a "I missed everything" at the end. So you overslept, big ******* deal. Why are you complaining? It's not like you will never be able to spend time with your "friends" again. Who by the way aren't very good friends if they didn't bother trying to find out where you were.

justmyluck1212 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:23

That happens to me ALL the time. Im just a napper, but try setting an alarm

Starchild21 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 22:38

Man this happens to me sometimes too. You set the alarm and you wake up so confused so you turn it off and get back in bed lol. ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99