Food and Miscellaneous: Damned freshmen

Damned freshmen

By CRC - 23/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

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By wellhellothere - 17/04/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, the fire alarm went off in my dorm. Not only was it 30 degrees outside, but I was in the shower. FML

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By im_a_mocker - 28/01/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

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By DookDaSpook - 11/01/2016 23:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while I was in a very important meeting on Skype, my apartment complex was evacuated due to the fire alarm going off. The reason was that my neighbor put a fork in his microwave due to him being extremely drunk. FML

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By Justaddwater - 09/01/2010 17:45 - France

Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML

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By chinesef000d - 29/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my apartment when I woke up to the smell of smoke. Alarmed, I ran out to the kitchen to find my roommates trying to put out a fire on the stove. As soon as they saw me, they ran for it, informing me that it was my problem now. They used my good frying pan. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitch buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor want to kill me. FML

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Make it stop

By Elephant1718 - 12/06/2013 01:16 - United States - The Dalles

Today, I was looking forward to my only day to sleep-in this month while I'm balancing school and work. I was rudely awakened at 6 am by my sister and her friend trying to make pancakes, burning them, and setting off the fire alarm in my house for half an hour. FML

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Gordon Ramsey called, you're an idiot sandwich

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By mountains - 19/11/2012 00:47 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

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By almost_a_pro - 23/04/2015 13:43 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML

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RetardedChipmunk 7

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:13

Damn FRESHMAN!!!!

schpanki 11

Wednesday 23 November 2011 19:13

Damn freshman, cant even microwave noodles...

Comments

nc21690 19

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:51

Hahaha what a moron

dubstepfreak123 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:54

Which is why they have freshman beatdown day...sometimes even in college>:)

freakizoid_fml 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:58

Freshman, Y U NO ADD WATER?!

amy97xox 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:58

moving noodles took 45 minutes?

jmbarber 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 1:05

ive done that befire, to bad i was like 8, not a freshman

iBePurpleChick 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 2:03

My best friend did that when we weren't paying attention.

PAKZILLA 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 2:24

He had the munchies at 2AM. He was high.. He wasn't thinking straight and he's a freshman. What do you think would happen?

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 24 November 2011 2:28

Freshman, freshman, freshman. Do something crazy, do something crazy, do something crazy.

deadrising084 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:06

Hah! Ive done this before!

theshootergirl 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 4:40

happened to me last year too when a freshman tried yo fix up some ramen without putting water in it before putting it in the microwave. That was the day that the alarm went off 3 times in a 24 hour period.