Dad prank #9866

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Sweden

Today, I had to basically ground my own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 075
You deserved it 4 999
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jtarnoldy 8

Tell me you took a picture

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jtarnoldy 8

Tell me you took a picture

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thejewishfuhrer 17

It could be the beginning of the reign of a new meme...

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ballettillidie 8

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olpally 32

That's something you shouldn't be proud of and never share. Haha.

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niallo 23

I've never done it, and those pictures are fake.

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8born8 18

There's better frozen, (and thawed/defrosted, non-frozen/fresh), things you can tease your tongue with, my dear. Perhaps you need to go on a journey of self discovery to broaden your horizons... Try tongue-ercise with another girl. The taste and feel is amazingly different, yet sensually comforting. It's something that, I believe, all females should try & form their own conclusions about. I highly recommend it.

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dutch_girl13 20

This made my day!

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jaycee1209 5

How mean! Tell him that to make up for what he did, that he now has to do the same and have your son watch.

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fallslikedominos 10

So that actually can happen in real life? Interesting. .

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rocker_chick105 31

8- Maybe you should try it and record it for us.

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kellyem2 20

I hope your soon is ok. That's ridiculously dangerous.

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Wizardo 33

You learn through experience and licking poles apparently

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ashalayx 13

dont be such a scrooge

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