Cats, Painful and Animals: Curious cat - FML

Curious cat

By brittaneejanex - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

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mercuryburst 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:29

You gotta be kitten me!

Snowstar 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:55

We need a sarcasm font...

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teh_uber_muffin 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 3:16

that's sucks but funny

jadejazmyn 5

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:32

Omg! I know that hurt I have a cat. Mines just sits in the rim of the tub when I shower. She's so weird lol. She loves to lay n the tub and sleep too.

tifa_14 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 10:31

is your cat the Rum Tum Tugger? lolz:)

BubbyLS 1

Monday 24 October 2011 23:04

That sucks..

niqromero 11

Thursday 2 August 2012 6:08

wow

PoopNuggetLeader 4

Monday 29 April 2013 17:54

Well I like turtles

arsenicalhumor 30

Monday 10 June 2013 20:31

Curiosity might have killed the cat this time (haha) , but curiosity definitely made a human into a tree!

nachosbabygurl 9

Tuesday 7 January 2014 4:55

ydi for having your cat in the bathroom with you while you were taking a shower.

Ilikepie82479 20

Monday 1 September 2014 10:07

That's funny

ChoolyBooly 32

Friday 27 February 2015 3:58

This post actually made me giggle! I hope you didn't get any scars though. FYL for sure.

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