Sex, Embarrassing and Intimacy: Crushed

Crushed

By foreveralone - 17/02/2015 15:48 - United States - Sherman

Today, I was talking to my best friend's brother after we drunkenly hooked up last night. I've had a crush on him for over a year. He ended up interrupting himself and said, "Please don't tell anyone about this. I don't want anyone to think we're dating or anything." FML

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You deserved it 6 413

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By Is_This_Real - 13/09/2016 02:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML

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You deserved it 2 508

Amnesiac

By sexytime - 02/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, my best friend, who I've had serious feelings for for over a year, decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with, "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up six months ago. Three times. FML

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You deserved it 4 230

By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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You deserved it 5 525

By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 18:02 - United States - Greensburg

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

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You deserved it 2 745

By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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You deserved it 24 135

Very confusing

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 02:00

Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 146

By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 04:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 635

By OL2R - 17/04/2012 08:29 - United States - Somerville

Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

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You deserved it 39 278

Take the L

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 17:02

Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML

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You deserved it 216

By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

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You deserved it 4 145

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:17

Your drunken hookup didn't turn into a fairytale ending? Huh.

Pink185054 16

Tuesday 17 February 2015 21:13

Well you did drunkenly hook up so what did you expect was going to happen?

Comments

rockydify 22

Wednesday 18 February 2015 14:09

Well at least you know where you stand. Please respect his wishes. There's no point forcing a relationship.

PurpleKicks 22

Wednesday 18 February 2015 17:59

What a totally douche bag! Try not to let it get to you, he's a ******** an you can do a lot better!

Maggi_1997 15

Thursday 19 February 2015 20:57

umm was that sarcasm? because if he doesn't have feelings for her it's actually good that he's being clear about it.

RogueWarrior869 23

Wednesday 18 February 2015 18:09

It's a bit sad how so many of the comments are acting like the guy is at fault for this, or is a terrible person. A drunken hookup is a two-way street. If someone doesn't have feelings for you, they don't have feelings for you, it doesn't make them a bad person. Op, at least now you know how he feels, and can hopefully move on to finding your special someone. Have a you day, and do something nice for yourself.

HunterTheOtaku 1

Saturday 21 February 2015 3:31

Totally agree m8

Fmlreadermostly 20

Wednesday 18 February 2015 21:15

Just when you thought you were out of the friend zone. Sorry he doesn't have feelings for you, but just be yourself and be happy in spite of it. Find little things about life that are good.