Today, I saw a hot chick through the window, so i went down to her door to knock on it and invite her for a cup of coffee. unfortunately i had no balls, only a golf ball... so i left it under the door mat with a note :)

Buy a gun. Just in case.

lol that sucks. he'll probably end up following you to a bar or something and flirting with you. the two if you will end up married with kids in 10 years and he'll confess to the early days of your relationship when he watched you sleep outside your window with night vision goggle and kleenex...

It's probably just someone trying to scare you. As a teenager my friends and I used to cause trouble by putting nonsense like that everywhere.

My thoughts exactly, 58.

Um... I'd call the police and give them the ball. It will probably have fingerprints, though they'd be hard to get from the dimpled surface. Maybe it sounds like overreacting to some people, but better safe than sorry.

#8 ftw

#44, you're joking, right? I personally think it's just a joke played by some pre-teen boys, or even girls. If your curtains are closed and your doors are locked, I wouldn't take this as seriously as some other posters suggest. But then again, I could be wrong and we've got a stalker on our hands. I also think it's very probable that this could fit on a golf ball. I know my handwriting is small enough for it. I'm sure someone else's is, too.

Number 19, please have my babies.

I'm hoping you get locks and blinds, that just isn't right. call the police. RI