Creep

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Raleigh

Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML
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plaguer 26

Actually a lot of girls get breast reductions because incredibly large breasts can hurt the back.

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yuzuhere 21

Maybe he was reading the fine print!

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br0ccoli 14

You should charge $100 per glance for the set. If he touches, he buys the whole thing. If he doesn't pay, the balls get knee'd.

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reddudeover 2

You do realize that men don't just stand there and let their testicals get bashed right? Also we don't turn into wimpering lumps of jello either. I know I'd turn into the ******* hulk and smash the one who did it.

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br0ccoli 14

I'm not endorsing random attacks of testicular violence. OP's situation, however, kind of calls of it. I'm not a man basher. I love men. I love testicles. We're friends, but when the owner of said testicles is being a perverted asshole, there is a consequence.

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br0ccoli 14

39- You do just stand there if you don't see it coming. You need to chill, Hulk. It's a joke. All she has to do is cite him for sexual harassment if he continues.

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matt_mcg 2

Looking at boobs is hardly an excuse to knee someone in the balls..... It actually is very damaging. Just because a guy looks at someones boobs it makes him a "perverted asshole"? Sometimes it's hard not to look you know

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br0ccoli 14

Ok ok, I realize that when guys see boobs in a shirt it's like seeing your favorite toy and it triggers your body to respond and so I will cool it with the ******** knee jokes. BUT, no one likes to be stared at. How would you feel if women stared at your crotch all day?? I feel like guys would like this though...

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j_cat187 19

But boobs are more exposed than testicles. If my nuts where just hanging out, I'm sure plenty of people would stare.

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dellis44 7

gotta give him props for the legit excuse though.

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Brenda37 13

If he thought it was Braille, he would have been blind and touching her breasts instead... Your comment makes no sense whatsoever.

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Harpy20 24

Let him stare. It's probably the most excitement he's gotten in a while.

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gene818 13

A good excuse for the wrong situation.

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reddudeover 2

Women (and gays) stare at my 8 pack abs and rock hard butt all day, you don't see me complaining. *starts crying in the corner

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TheArchAngel 8

Don't you mean 'my fat packs and soft, flabby butt'?

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itssosparkly 21

If you wear clothes that are able to show people your abs and butt, they're probably staring because you look so ridiculous.

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reddudeover 2

53 - Just because YOU'RE fat doesn't mean everyone is. That's called projection. 55 - It's called under armor, some people wear it when working out. Both of you it was a damn joke calm your ****.

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itssosparkly 21

I was also joking. Calm your rock hard buttocks.

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Cyberia 0

YDI. If he could see your ****, then you clearly had them on display. I'm so sick of girls getting their **** out then complaining when guys look at them.

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DjeePee 24

Euhm, I would say that if he could see her ****, then he clearly isn't blind. You know, **** don't magical disappear, even when dressed appropriately.

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br0ccoli 14

I've never seen abs on someone's chest before.

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reddudeover 2

74 - My chest isn't even in the picture. -_- I can upload another if you would like.

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WaywardDaughter 26

77-ones chest is from the shoulder to the waist, so yes your chest is pictured.

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reddudeover 2

93 - No your chest is from the bottom of your neck to the top of your abdominals learn some anatomy. That would be called my midsection.

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wlddog 14

If you rocked the boat he would just watch them jiggle.

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Anubis_81 21

Another OP who complains about the boob staring, though granted not professional between co-workers, but riddle me this, do you cover them, or do you offer some glimpse to your love jugs?

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HungerGames95 13

Considering that she was in a work uniform... I would say that they were covered up...

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ImBrent 8

Let him drool, while you work your way up to the top :)

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