Creepy and Work: Creep

Creep

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Raleigh

Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 866

You deserved it 3 098

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Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

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By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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By Tony - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rowlett

Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 429

You deserved it 2 920

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By GogglesGoggles - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML

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By Hreyes - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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You deserved it 2 215

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By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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You deserved it 16 173

plaguer 26

Monday 4 June 2012 9:17

Actually a lot of girls get breast reductions because incredibly large breasts can hurt the back.

yuzuhere 21

Monday 4 June 2012 9:12

Maybe he was reading the fine print!

Comments

Zacham 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:05

taking someone to the side and mentioning that is aggressive no matter how nice the tone that was kinda snitch move. if you are uncomfortable with it ware something to cover your Cleavage up. otherwise you have to get used to it I wouldn't ware a speedo and expect noone to look at my package

Nolito09_fml 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 6:51

I wish people at work would stare at MY chest... Selfish...

jmedalene 2

Tuesday 5 June 2012 8:38

That sucks! What a weirdo!!

heyou1991 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 9:57

Maybe reading the name tag of the new coworker ¥_¥ idk just a though

johnboyu 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 17:09

It'd be hilarious if OP were a guy.

diggingahole 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:07

That's probably why he had to stare for so long...

papabear88 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:03

damn invisible ink! only the chosen ones can see it!

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 6 June 2012 5:00

He should of instead insisted that he was trying to telepathically warm you the apparent stain on your shirt.

TheHunz 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 8:36

According to the comments I see, the valid course of action for men, is to disregard females, acquire currency. If we look, but, don't get caught, we're being creepers. If we get caught we are bring perverts. If we don't even glance we are being homosexual. Catch 22 much?