Cool your jets

By unimpressed bride - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Traverse City

Today, it's been two weeks since I got married. It's also two weeks since my husband got cold feet about moving in together, because he thinks the sudden change would be too emotionally distressing for his cat. FML
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Top comments

hornytoad13 15

I honestly can't tell which ones more of a pussy. Your husband or his cat.

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Evil_Jester 17

Tell him it's either his kitty or yours.

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itooamscrewed 10

And by cat he means girlfriend. Get an annulment and move on

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martin8337 35

you mean to say that you 2 didn't live together before getting married? what about sex?

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ThrottleJockey 35

Sounds like he's trying to please the wrong pussy.

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Alexandria79 22

did you purchase a new place or are you choosing an existing one? if existing then move in with him? or is he against living with you?

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LastResort318 14

You aren't supposed to move when you get a cat. He thinks of your home as his territory and will try to go back if you move.

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barisozdemir 24

So, we should not get married if we have a cat?

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LastResort318 14

If you have a cat, don't move or give away the cat. Happened to my neighbour and his cat always leaves. Happened to my cousin as well. Why doesn't OP move into his house.

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smokecloud_ 37

I've had two cats for nearly ten years and have moved countless times. They cry during the car ride, one hides for a day or two while the other is fine almost immediately inside the new home with familiar furniture. They're perfectly fine.

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MidnightMusic53 37

If you keep your cat inside then this won't be a problem. I have moved a few times with my cats, and they are fine.

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barisozdemir 24

My friend has moved his house twice and his cats are perfectly fine with their new home. I think his husband making excuses for some reason.

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katluvr 22

This should have been discussed before you got married. I hope you get this worked out quickly.

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brezzyanna 17

To be fair, it can be distressing for a cat to move. They really don't like change. But there are things you can do to deal with it, so it's not really a good excuse

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quarterbird 18

Congratulations... You're a beard.

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Belladhanna 1

It's called an annulment dear. You get one and you and your pussy go your way while he and his go their way.

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MariaGiovanni 25

What's even the point of marrying then? I don't wanna say divorce him but seriously if he doesn't grow up soon then I would rethink the whole situation.

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