Food, Awkward and Love: Confused?

Confused?

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2023 22:00

Today, I took my date to a restaurant but I had no idea how picky of an eater she is. Our waiter had to practically use 3 pages in his notebook just to write down all her special requests for this single meal. By the end, I could see he really wanted to ask if she was being serious or taking the piss. FML

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By johnfrank - 26/03/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

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By blondetergent - 20/06/2011 08:12 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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By not even getting any of her shrimp - 11/02/2014 21:50 - United States - Draper

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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By -insert clever nickname here- - 29/04/2012 23:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

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Meat is murder

By meatballz - 16/03/2010 04:28 - United States

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML

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By amilia - 07/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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weinerdog 2

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:08

Well, I'd say it's an fml because the dude apparently can't find any dates that are smarter than a box of rocks.

Demon_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

More like FHL!!! Was she blonde?

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Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:49

looks like you picked you a winner, Bobby

7_______7_______ 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:51

and by the way, why would you be buying this broad a ******* lobster. If you ask me, she'd have been content with a big Mac...

observer12 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:51

haha stupid it's ok, just take her out for a burger. cows aren't red =)

kandy_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:56

Once again. Why do FML's like this one make it on the site. It's not that funny. And it's not a FYL. It's a FHL for being so stupid.

Marysenjo 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:59

LMAO. good luck with that one. i agree with what people said, i hope she's at least hot if nothing else.

caretoshare 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:04

haha. that chick is stupid :) good luck. hahahahaha.

Ibeapirate 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:07

You sure picked a winner. Genius.

caretoshare 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:08

Btw...what does FHL mean? :S

naty_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:07

hHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAAAA

laxingitup 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:07

Honestly, there is nothing wrong with eating some red meat.I know some people think it's bad for you But don't use that bull$#¡t excuse when he's willing to pay money for expensive food. Dumb that b¡t€# NOWWWWW!