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By Loner_Lou - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, my new colleagues took me up on my idea of a group night out. Perhaps they'll actually invite me along next time. FML

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SimplyBird 9

Tuesday 8 October 2013 7:59

All you have to do is secretly invite yourself! :D

1dvs_bstd 41

Tuesday 8 October 2013 8:15

Colleague: who invited you? OP: bitch please, this whole night out was my idea.

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Greenmarsh 31

Wednesday 9 October 2013 8:50

All you have to do is secretly invite yourself, haha.

circlelranch69 1

Sunday 13 October 2013 17:30

In all seriousness since it was your idea, even if they did slight you, it would have been ok to show up. This one hurts I feel for you.

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