Intimacy: Comforter

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By random - 29/01/2012 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML

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By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

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By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

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By Shadowfigure23 - 10/07/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I spent most of my morning comforting the guy I love because his fiancée dumped him for some other guy. He continuously told me I had no clue that kind of pain he was in. He dumped me three years ago for the girl that just left him. FML

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I want the best for you

By Anonymous - 16/05/2021 01:59 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I found that the only two people I've ever been in love with fell in love with one another. FML

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By Live Sweet - 25/04/2013 05:33

Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML

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That one hot friend

By Stillicide - 18/03/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML

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You deserved it 185

Living a lie

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 11:01

Today, I realized I'm very much in love with my old boyfriend. I got married to someone else a few months ago, who I also very much love. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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Just ask

By Messy love life - 19/02/2021 12:31 - India

Today, I casually hooked up with a guy with no strings attached. Later, we had a great conversation and I suddenly realized that I have feelings for him. He wants nothing even close to a relationship and probably doesn't like me back. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML

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JFAW 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:33

You didn't have to comfort him...

hotPinklipstick 24

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:34

If he is in love with another girl he shouldn't be hooking up with you to begin with. I'm sorry OP, that is a horrible experience.

Comments

Skaw_fml 8

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:18

Welcome to the Friend Zone!!!

Todeswalzer 14

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:41

OMG

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:47

Good luck changing his diaper.

ymcmbboss 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:08

At least you got some

mama2b3 20

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:50

That's awkward and horrible I'm sorry op :/

Holli611 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:56

Heard it all before ... NEXT!

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:57

Umm, you didn't have to take me seriously and change your pic...

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:59

Ydi for being loose...

HearMeComin 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:59

Aw poor guy he's sensitive and lost.

Kartor 6

Monday 30 January 2012 0:25

'Least you finished.

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