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By Hover Hand - 21/11/2012 02:37 - United States - Merchantville

Today, someone posted photos from a party I was at. On each photo I'm posing in with a girl, my hand is not touching her, but is hovering over her like some creepy weirdo loser. My Facebook nickname is now of course "Hover Hand." FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13

Better than being in the background of every picture just looking at the girls. Now THAT would be a real creeper.

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Bakarra 22

You poor thing, hover handing and then being called hover hand, life is so unfair sometimes...

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Enslaved 36

Shorten it to Double H. The name Triple H is taken already. :P

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TSEpsilon 7

Double H is taken too, unless OP wants to be a quixotic ex-soldier who follows all rules from CARLSON AND PEETERS!!! (Beyond Good and Evil is criminally under-appreciated.)

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kemando 22

Sadly I've never played that game. >.>

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doglover100 28

It'll be over soon.

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The_F3rris 11

Those girls are dirty. Its smart not to touch them

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FlyingPie 17

That's better than getting some girl pregnant, hands down.

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metalguy95 11

Nothing photoshop can't fix

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kemando 22

Then why didn't you just touch her? If a girl takes a photo with you the common idea is you put your hand on her, it's pretty simple. (points to my profile picture)

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hellonyancat 6

Some girls don't like to be touched for all sorts of reasons. I think it's nice you were considerate. Maybe do something else with your hand though (put it behind your back maybe).

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noisebox 1

Upgrade it to Backdoor man is my advice...

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