Chilly

By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, my window got busted and won't shut properly. I live in a college dorm room and maintenance says they can't fix it for a couple of days. It's below freezing in my dorm and I can see my breath while trying sleep. FML
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marinus_fml 19

that's because you're trying to sleep wrong. close your eyes when you sleep.

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macskapingvin 0

1. Kill everyone from maintenance. 2. Skin them and sew them into a warm blanket. Problem solved.

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Stoneworthy 0

#1 rule in the military. "duct tape will fix anything." The window and the janitor that wouldn't fix it.

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zjrsi 0

#1 stipulation in the military: If it makes sense it's wrong. Which voids the first rule of the military.

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engstudent90 0

yea that happened to me but I wouldn't have posted here because i knew it was an YDI. you problably left your window open during the day and it froze that way!

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frenchmench 0

it's called a trash bag and duct tape, you ******* whinging moron.

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heyred 11

YDI for being in college and writing that your window "got busted."

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jbritt 0

Cardboard and duct tape dude. And a cheap oil filled heater if you can afford it. On second thought, copious quantities of Great Stuff would work great and be a much bigger mess for maintenance to clean up when they get around to it.

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Psyclo1 0

ummm it's called short term maintenance. Duct tape, and some insulation. with a space heater... or a sleeping bag and a cuddle buddy. :-p

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ilovebrittany112 0

oh boo hoo I sleep everynight with my room freezing and I can see my breath. it's called a down blanket.

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