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By BoobSicle - 17/04/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of my boobs and sent it to my boyfriend, only to realize after I hit "Send" that I had sent them to the taxi driver (my last phone call) who had just dropped me off at my house. He won't stop calling my phone now. FML

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By boob sisters - 02/07/2014 17:01 - United States - Lilburn

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2022 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

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By LLCoolBean - 03/03/2011 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was inside a cell phone store talking to a sales guy while I waited outside. I sent him a text, not realizing that the guy was using his phone to call customer service. A topless photo of me shows up on his phone when I text him. The sales guy looked. Twice. FML

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By Abrams52 - 28/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Fishers

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Imdeadalready - 10/07/2023 18:02 - United States - Portage

Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML

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By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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Sunday 18 April 2010 9:10

nice maybe he will you free rides now

accnrh 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 9:17

send a picture of ur bfs d!ck to him, that'll straighten him out

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dpsc95 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 22:03

why? dumb bitch....... why would u send pics of ur boobs to ur boyfriend if wen u guys have sex he can see themm once again dum bitch

Remisking 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 22:26

haha now that's awesome.

jorge_69ca 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 22:36

kudos for trying :)

Alysha_Marie22 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 22:57

you now have a chance with him! don't be scared go **** him... I would!

HeXr 22

Sunday 18 April 2010 23:04

faaaaaake what taxi company uses their driver's private cell phone to receive calls for fares?

SeyeDCS 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 23:13

oo can I getta pik too??

blondie105 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 23:13

i feel reeaally bad for you. but think of the bright side you might get a discount on taxi rides! :) lol

averinoelle 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 23:18

You deserve it for being a ****.

gracie16 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 23:54

your retarded. I hope you go to jail.

skgirl 0

Monday 19 April 2010 0:15

her sure he would love to give you rides;) (not talking about taxi rides...although bonus) lol

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