Mother in law, Thief and Jewelry: Call the fuzz

Call the fuzz

By elizabeth - 29/11/2012 08:01 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home to my mother-in-law wearing the gold chain which I usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searched my drawer only to find out my chain was missing. I asked my mother-in-law if she took it and she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

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Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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Thursday 29 November 2012 16:07

steal it back

fenixtorador1 11

Thursday 29 November 2012 16:12

Shows where your husbands loyalties lie.. Banish him to couch land until he takes your side.

Comments

Anonymousx3x 4

Thursday 29 November 2012 22:22

Tell your husband you're not having sex until you find your chain. He'll believe you REALLY QUICKLY.

doglover100 28

Thursday 29 November 2012 22:40

I'd take it back.

Vegnas 13

Thursday 29 November 2012 22:53

Circumstantial evidence. You can't prove anything unless that gold chain has certain special markings.

onemorehuman 3

Friday 30 November 2012 2:15

There are actually other possibilities. Perhaps it slipped behind the drawer, you didn't put it back like you remember. Make sure you find evidence if you think she stole it though. If you didn't then your husband was not completely wrong for standing up for her.

laurapiggy 3

Friday 30 November 2012 6:40

D I V O R C E!!! Lose them both at the same time.

missbaby_fml 4

Friday 30 November 2012 7:12

punch the kunt and get it bk

sweetxxsongbird 11

Friday 30 November 2012 7:35

That is low. I can't stand thieves.

Scotticus117 11

Friday 30 November 2012 8:14

Does your chain hang lowww?!

sweetxxsongbird 11

Saturday 1 December 2012 3:26

Does it wobble to and fro?

101pimpdaddymac 6

Saturday 1 December 2012 1:27

go kick her door down walk up to her drop her ass take the chain back and walk out like a boss

ashleymcghghy 4

Saturday 1 December 2012 2:05

Same shit happens to me all the time!!

bobbigirl71 2

Tuesday 4 December 2012 9:12

Omg,Wow,that's a triple whammy!Not only did Your Mother-in-law steal from You but You find out she's a thief!The worst part is She wears it in front of You and Your hubby defends her??I don't know what part Id b most offended at?Think I'd be getting a motel!Can You get ahold of her credit card??