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By layoff administrator - 19/03/2023 02:00
What are u? Grammar nazi ******?
I got laid off in a letter full of grammatical errors. I was a proofreader. I laughed really hard at the irony.
perdix win! I purely read these comments for yours!
Wow. Your life is G.
When I got laid off, my boss sent an email announcement to the office. Our company only had 20 employees and 3 of us got laid off. He managed to misspell each of our names in some way. We had all worked for the company at least five years. (I'd been there 10.) And the rest of the email was full of bad grammar (no other misspellings, apparently spell-check got those), but not spelling our names correctly - ouch.
You know, in some places, that means you're not fired. If you get a write-up or termination notice with a name on it that is not your legal name (spelled exactly as it is on official records), they can't do jack shit. That's how I escaped half the write-ups I got at my previous job, they were all addressed to a "K***** Johnson", and that just isn't my name!
no, we got actual paperwork (spelled correctly because it was prepared by me, since I was the HR person. that sucked too.) that was just his email to the office saying so long, stop by their office or cubicle today cause they won't be here tomorrow, we'll miss them, sorry to see them go...and the rest of you are safe, since this will alleviate our financial concerns.
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"Im sorrsies butt we at te dictonary compony think ou are better suted at working somwhere elses, good luck in futere job searcing"
Faust.