Embarrassing and Work: Broadcast

Broadcast

By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 194

You deserved it 27 043

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By robert - 31/01/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 458

You deserved it 4 215

Customer relationships

By UnemployedGirl - 02/07/2021 19:59

Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 311

You deserved it 1 549

By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 019

You deserved it 902

By ShayanFCB - 20/10/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 044

You deserved it 2 733

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 788

You deserved it 35 782

By IGiveUp - 07/10/2018 13:30

Today, at work, I took a call from an angry customer. After listening to his problem and fully explaining how we could fix it, he called me a stupid girl and said I need more training as I obviously know nothing about my job. I'm the company training coordinator. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 993

You deserved it 209

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 561

You deserved it 50 912

By Username - 28/02/2011 16:26

Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 890

You deserved it 5 400

By XxJennJennXxX - 20/01/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 920

You deserved it 2 522

Reluctant

By bruised - 15/08/2015 15:47 - United States - Jacksonville Beach

Today, I had to fire an employee due to his staggering incompetence. The moment I said the F-word, he started fake-coughing, then loudly humming, then went to his desk and pretended not to hear anything I was saying. It took 3 of us to drag him out of the building kicking and screaming. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 130

You deserved it 1 959

MassiDelta 28

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:09

YDI for being an idiot and a jerk.

ihaveasushicat 24

Sunday 26 July 2015 0:18

And that's why you should keep your mouth shut at your job and just do your work and go home. You know most of these people are going to say YDI.

Comments

LegolasPrincess 10

Sunday 26 July 2015 3:07

Learn to keep those comments to yourself next time genius.

alisha0215 12

Sunday 26 July 2015 3:29

Lmao I always wanted to tell someone off over the intercom that wasn't doing their job, but never had the balls too...hope your job is still good. we need some people to pay taxes ?

atomicxsarah 17

Sunday 26 July 2015 3:31

Lol that sounds like something I would accidentally do! sucks to be you.

Moonunit226 19

Sunday 26 July 2015 3:41

At least he/she only threatened to fire you!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 26 July 2015 3:59

Just like mute buttons spawn of the devil...

tiredofwaiting 25

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:12

You should consider anger management.

lulusdream 5

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:24

Come on dude, seriously. Do you really expect people to click your life sucks! You totally deserve getting fired and/or suffering the consequences, it's not cool to be disrespectful towards another individual. Everyone makes mistakes.

Miss_Whipped 43

Sunday 26 July 2015 7:57

Some people agree that his life sucks. For example, I think his life sucks... because he deserved it.

Maedusa 9

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:30

As a person who doesn't like most of my coworkers, I'm glad we have no intercom that employees can access in the store. But, funny story. In elementary school the staff member came on over the PA to do an announcement. Well either it cut off, so we thought, or she stopped speaking, because we all started laughing and she chimed in asking if we were done.