Brave guy

By AbandonedHouseWife - 17/10/2012 20:16 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML
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Ks22 4

Take him to court for child support and save the note as proof of his scum bag character for the judge

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the_enigma1019 1

If he is that asinine, you're probably better off without him

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perdix 29

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gc327072 30

So Perdix, while researching a Latin project, I stumbled upon the origin of your name. Funny how things work, eh? Anyway, how goes the apprenticeship under Daedalus? Be careful, wouldn't want to get tossed off the acropolis like Talos now, would we?

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owo_fml 9

Use this as inspiration to write a mega hit country song about how he made you feel. When you make millions and he returns, tell him you've moved on to even better times.

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flockz 19

NO!! we already have too many Taylor Swifts.

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lacespace 8

You left me a goodbye note I wanna cut your coward throat I can't wait for the day you come crawling back So I can chop you with an axe Everyday I think of you and all the things you put me through I can't wait for the day That I can make your bitch ass pay -serial killer style

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gc327072 30

Stop saying ____ style, I've already got Gangnam style stuck in my head from my brother overplaying it, and thi- OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! DAMMIT there I go again!!!

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LifelessStars 22

are you sure it wasn't just some kind of joke

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Hmm, well I think that would be evident in the way he didn't come home? I'll bet that this FML was submitted after she realized that it was true.

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DocBastard 38

There are no words strong enough to describe people like this. He thoroughly deserves to have his balls forcibly removed so he can't do this to anyone else.

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sheethapins 13

~Passes the scalpel~ Well, looks like its up to you Doc. I know you're the only one who would know how to do this properly... Don't.

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Cainicide 5

What's the inspiration on your new picture?

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gc327072 30

111- his new pic looks like the skull of someone who died making the "dat ass" face.

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lfrider92 21

111. Read his blog, it's the post titled technology. He is talking about CT scans, anyways, the guy who is in the picture was jumped and punched and kicked in the face repeatedly

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gmc_blossom 21

Doc's new picture shocked me at first. I was so used to his old picture, and then all of a sudden, BOOM, a human skull.

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lolipop1234_fml 7

It's like the episode of sex and the city when burger broke up with carrie on a post-it. Please don't copy that episode and get high and arrested. Well maybe it might take your mind of it...

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Hamz1989 13

What a jerk. Sue his ass for child support is definitely what you should do.

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trippythehippy 6

Maybe I'm wrong, and I'll get thumbed down. But if he's to much of a bitch to A tell you there's a problem, or B tell you he's leaving to your face, he's probably found a hot piece he wants to nail. In that case, when he comes crawling back (and he will) tell him "no, since he split you found out how a REAL man behaves and FEELS". Just a thought

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