Health, Parenting, Accident and Kids: Boys will be boys

Boys will be boys

By optimistic2628 - 19/10/2011 14:03 - United States

Today, my 5 year-old twin boys decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

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You deserved it 7 060

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By Spooderman - 04/02/2016 02:04 - United States

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

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By dad - 28/04/2024 11:00 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML

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You deserved it 612

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By why the fuck would you do that - 25/02/2013 02:57 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

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You deserved it 3 781

Slippery slope

By bailey1389 - 26/08/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 748

You deserved it 200

By awesomekidsmum - 18/09/2011 01:20 - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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You deserved it 9 123

Cocobananas

By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 02:01

Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML

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You deserved it 141

That's showbusiness!

By ouch - 13/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML

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You deserved it 4 757

By peestain - 25/10/2010 10:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

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You deserved it 32 120

Biblical

By Anonymous - 26/12/2021 20:01

Today, my son has a habit of picking on his little brother when in a bad mood. I heard a massive crash and found him out cold with his little brother holding a homemade slingshot and a bunch of rocks. Apparently, in school they just learned about David and Goliath. FML

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You deserved it 456

By Anonymous - 06/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my twin sons have decided to forego the toilet, and instead poop in random places around the house. FML

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You deserved it 422

shinicat 11

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:28

Silly kids, Batman and Spiderman can't fly. I hope they're ok though

fleg 9

Wednesday 19 October 2011 19:28

How about you watch your children so stuff like that doesn't happen?

Comments

DenDen114 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:58

Um shouldn't you be watching them?!

terrask 11

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:25

Obviously you have never taken care of kids... ask your mom how you were younger, enlightment might ensue!

Girl_No_2 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:14

that is awesome and adorable! i hope the little heros recover quickly!

raeliena 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:21

"I'm Baman" "I'm Piderman! I come ober da house. We're best friends!"

Pazu_fml 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:26

Is this where we all pretend that if we were parents, we would never ever let our children out of our sight for the first ten years of their lives, and anyone who does is irresponsible and negligent? Oh, good, I'm in the right place.

twisted_cherub 14

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:23

Definitely the right place. And most of those comments are from teenagers. The same ones, I'll wager, who throw fits with their parents for never giving them any privacy and always being in their business. Ah, hypocrisy :)