Miscellaneous: Bingo!

Bingo!

By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML

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Same thing different taste

By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 14:20 - United Kingdom - Bishops Stortford

Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML

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By saraleerocha - 02/11/2010 06:20 - France

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 08:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML

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By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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By winner winner chicken dinner - 26/09/2018 05:00

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

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By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

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Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:03

Did she use her big girl voice?

screwtaylor 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:06

She's not a midget! She's fun sized.

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no1askdu 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:15

poo

cherrybollosm04 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:19

Awww, this is definitely FHL.

yahoooooo_fml 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:20

Nice...... Well it was an honest mistake

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:29

Dude, I didn't even think of that! Good one. Unless, of course, OP meant rounds as in 1 round = until 1 person wins...

LordOfTheHobos 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:35

Twenty-FIRST!!!!

iGreen_Day 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:41

*favourited* Hahahahahaahahaha I would be laughing so hard if I was there!!!

pleasedonttellme 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:42

YDI for p

coopert28 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:43

that was stupid

LeoBrZ81 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:43

Did you only give her half of the prize?

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:44

Hahahaha. Win.

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:44

i quite like midgets[:

Starchild21 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:35

yea ur probably gonna marry one

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Bingo!

Same thing different taste

Bingo is serious business

Move!

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