Embarrassing, Motorbike and Transportation: Biker troubles

Biker troubles

By Crotch_Rocket_Rider - 06/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, when approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balance when stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look cool when you fall over for no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML

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By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 14:24 - Philippines - Philippine

Today, while entering in my college building, I noticed that my right shoelace was untied and I tied it. I didn't realize that just in front of me was a metal beam until I hit my head hard on it and a loud, reverberating sound was produced. Many people saw what happened. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By anonymous - 29/03/2016 22:50 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, while riding my bike in the rain to a counselling appointment about my depression, my shoelace came untied and got caught around my pedal, causing me to go flying off my bike directly in a huge muddy puddle right in front of a busy street of people. No one offered to help me. FML

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By Mangled Shoelace - 02/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Renfrew

Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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By CaptainSosuke - 27/01/2009 01:54 - United States

Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

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By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:04

Well at least you tried... I would have just watched and said FHL to the person inside

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:08

...You ride crotch rockets? Or should I dig my mind out of the gutter? Anyway... Pictured this and laughed hard.

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Leon_S_Kennedy 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:51

YDI for wearing shoes while riding a motorcycle

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 6 October 2009 23:59

**** tricycles. Unicycles with chrome spinners are the gangsturr way to roll.

Hockeymaniac 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:03

I've wanted to see someone do thy for so long!!!! FYL and LOL

Gargananana 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:19

Picturing somebody fall over at a stop light made me laugh my ass off. Funniest FML I've read in a long time.

Cristaderzi 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:27

Lol

TC1_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:49

If it's one of those piece of shit sport thingies, YDI. Only cause I truly despise those. If it's a chopper, FYL. Then again, if it was a chopper, you wouldn't whine about it here. So YDI.

keepitundercover 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 2:02

Have you ever tried riding one? Sportbikes are built for one thing and that is performance. Corners are FUN. You go enjoy putting around with your recliner on wheels. Choppers are all bark and no bite, and I'll have plenty of time for them later when I'm too old and fat to get my leg over the seat of a sportbike or heave my gut over the tank. Btw, there's nothing sadder than a guy who goes out and buys a dressed out chopper, a leather vest, and a salad bowl helmet and suddenly thinks he's badass.

YamahaMama09 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:06

Oh dude....that sucks. I ride sports bikes too and at least you dident have what happened to me happen to you. Mine was alot worse.

luke_dawg2 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:20

damn that sucks... i've almost done that a few times... I try and make sure my shoelaces are tucked in my socks....

kukopia 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:57

A few times?? Then you are a douche-moron. Buy Motorcycle BOOTS to ride a motorcycle.

Bloodknight 22

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:36

That's sucks, bwahahaha!

dieanne 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:37

Aww, haha I'm sorry that happened to you & at a stoplight to make it even worse. :( It's ok, I still think any guy who drives a motorcycle is Very Sexy ;)