Better safe

By stretchy - 06/05/2013 19:58 - United States - Bethesda

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Today, my boyfriend forced me to do stretching exercises with him before and after sex as a "safety precaution". FML
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SWC_Penguin 17

Let me guess. He doesn't stretch but rather sits and watches YOU stretch.

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DocBastard 38

That's always a good idea, especially before doing the Reverse Compound Giraffe. You may also want to put on a hard hat.

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klovemachine 24

stretching before doing the wheelbarrow is also a good idea :-D

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Wimoweh 10

The wheelbarrow isn't nearly as strenuous, or rewarding, as completing a full Reverse Compound Giraffe, however.

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niggaman95 8

I hope I'm not the only person who tried to see if that was an actual position..

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limitedition 25

Your bf is getting you ready for some hardcore loving. This isn't a fyl - you've got a good one there OP!

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seniorchang 16

This guy is a silver tongued genius! Not only did he talk you into sex but also into exercising with him. Did you also give him money and cook him breakfast too?

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miyaviichan 27

I don't see anything wrong with it. I know I always get a leg or foot cramp during sex anyway.

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jrod9327 17

I can't say that I've had that. I feel like such an under achiever haha.

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Wizzlbang 10

Good, nothing kills the mood like spraining something during sex.

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doctor_glitter 6

well you gotta stretch if you're gonna go fast.

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larsak 3

Don't breed with him

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Jaxx66 21

Right. because its horrible to take care of your body.. Children would not benefit from having healthy parents, that promote taking care of muscles!

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