Miscellaneous: Belter

Belter

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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By RedFace - 05/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

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By CA19oo - 16/01/2012 03:08 - United States

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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Overrated

By Guessmynameismarythenhuh - 17/04/2022 06:00

Today, out of pure boredom, I decided to listen to the soundtrack from a musical. When I got to the love song, I thought about my anxiety and where I stood with this one guy, and ended up crying to myself. The musical was Jesus Christ Superstar. FML

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Hang in there

By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 01:07 - United States

Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML

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Waxing lyrical

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 04:00

Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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Start your Monday with a Song!

By inappropes - 08/07/2019 14:00

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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Make an entrance, not a scene

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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needleinmypants_fml 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:42

YDI loser. people paid to hear them play not to hear you fail.

Timmo_fml 2

Tuesday 12 October 2010 1:41

Well, I guess that's one way to audition!

Comments

sam555100 4

Tuesday 3 December 2013 2:39

Everyone knows that you don't sing along at a musical lol

Thunderstruck14 30

Sunday 19 January 2014 21:31

That sucks for you, but you really shouldn't have done that. Its okay to sing in the shower or when you're with friends or alone at home, but when around others, it is impolite.

sea_cucumber_11 11

Saturday 1 March 2014 2:23

I feel you. I hate it when you're singing and the performers mess up the lyrics.

cwl727 32

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:42

You never sing along at a musical. You leave the singing to those in the musical.

XxduckiexX 3

Friday 20 June 2014 22:54

fyl

frontmanmike 14

Saturday 21 June 2014 17:27

Who the hell sings along at a musical? YDI, you disrespectful twat.

rainbowsandshit1 20

Saturday 11 October 2014 15:07

You really shouldn't have sang along. They worked really hard to perfect everything and not to have people do things like that during their part that they got

DAYDR3AM3R 13

Friday 27 March 2015 15:14

There is nothing more that a theater kid hates than an audience member who doesn't follow the 'quiet unless appropriate' rule. I'm sorry to say you broke the rule.