Weddings, Music and Work: Bad omen or what?

Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 11:01 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a piano exam, for which I'd worked hard. I went in, and the examiner asked me to play some scales. I was so nervous, I played 3 octaves and then realised I'd ran out of space. I might have then said, "FUCK!" really loudly… and she heard. FML

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Malfunction! Malfunction!

By mikuxxhatsune - 05/06/2017 02:00 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 06:52 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

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By a person - 05/03/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, during my choral concert, I was helping turn the pages for the pianist who was accompanying the singers. In the middle of the song, one of the pages slipped and fell into his crotch area. In a panic, I frantically reached to grab the music. Well, I grabbed something. It wasn't the music. FML

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Pure evil

By PiaNO - 10/11/2009 21:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

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Inappropriate Billy Joel

By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 19:28 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

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Graveyard remix

By Jacky-Boy - 07/08/2009 00:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML

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By christinabear - 15/04/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

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He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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Coda

By Anonymous - 05/09/2022 10:30

Today, I was at a very important music competition. When we'd rehearsed the song in question, the conductor said we were to repeat the last four bars of the song three times. As I went to play the third time, the whole orchestra stopped playing. I kept playing by accident and we came in third because of my mistake. FML

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mordantennui 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 9:32

She must be a really good piano player herself to recognize the piece just like that

jasax1 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 9:31

Thats what happens when you dick around at a rehearsal. lol

Comments

whyXD 13

Tuesday 9 June 2009 19:30

AWSOME!!!! ^.^

avoidthegirl 6

Tuesday 9 June 2009 19:40

Ummm she's paying your ass to play the music she requested, not whatever the **** you think is funny. YDI and I'm surprised she didn't come straight at your ass. The whole week before the wedding most brides are freaking the **** out over the littlest things.

manda97 3

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:01

ur tht unobservant?

Hazard911 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:47

Haha, Comical!

love_owls 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 21:48

If she knew the actual content of the song then she would appreciate it! It ends up saying that they shouldn't call it off... "Let's call the calling off off"

TR_Wolf 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 22:47

Its not about a wedding though, its about language differences. On the actual day get revenge on her by playing "Please release me" "Pleeeeeeeeeeease release me, let me go! I don't love you anymore!"

effyourlife_ 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:37

god damn bridezillas

happygoluckyhh 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 23:43

How the hell do you not reconize that? 1) Some piano songs have lyrics at the bottom...maybe yours didn't, but...still. 2) You can't hear a different tune? 3) You didn't notice you turned the page?