School and Embarrassing: At last! Well done!

At last! Well done!

By dumbgirl4lyf - 01/10/2012 18:24 - Ireland - Monaghan

Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 21:41 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 17:35 - United States

Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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You deserved it 4 720

By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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You deserved it 60 645

By live2dance4ever - 06/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML

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You deserved it 211

By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 00:00

Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML

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You deserved it 578

Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

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You deserved it 429

By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 322

By purpleivy - 06/09/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 707

You deserved it 2 425

By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

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You deserved it 3 890

crazychick1269 7

Monday 1 October 2012 22:59

Take a bow

Welshite 39

Monday 1 October 2012 23:01

It might just be the entire class that is stupid. I know I basically jump for joy when one of my students act intelligently.

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Snoopy0718 14

Tuesday 2 October 2012 7:17

I had a teacher my senior year in high school that would give us money if we answered his questions correctly. That motivated us to pay attention a little bit more in class :)

cheshireau 26

Tuesday 2 October 2012 8:14

Who says you're dumb and the teacher isn't just an a**hole?

katie887 2

Tuesday 2 October 2012 10:27

It's a beginning at actually reading before class? Or not sleeping?

Sionnach 10

Tuesday 2 October 2012 11:58

I used to clap whenever my maths teacher managed to get something right.

murphy87 0

Tuesday 2 October 2012 15:09

My teacher called me too smart today when I try to answer I get told to **** off

kitkattgirl 2

Tuesday 2 October 2012 22:45

You write well for someone who claims to be stupid.

KokiriKid 10

Wednesday 3 October 2012 4:51

There is a misplaced comma though.

Caaiittlliinn 5

Wednesday 3 October 2012 12:41

I have teachers that do that on a daily basis to everyone. My history teacher just gets really excited when we answer questions lol

guci101 14

Thursday 4 October 2012 7:48

Well at least u typed this correctly. See ur not stupid.

hoosiergirl94 31

Thursday 26 February 2015 18:28

What a rude teacher

Tomato_Cheese 22

Sunday 3 January 2016 14:54

Well you are called dumbgirls4lyfe so...

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At last! Well done!

Same thing different taste

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