ACAB, Bikes, Cops and Miscellaneous: Arrest them!

Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By MattVh - 12/01/2010 17:23 - Belgium

Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML

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By brokeasscollegelife - 20/11/2015 21:25 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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sxe_beast 11

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:42

Are you sure its your bike? You do know that bikes are mass produced. If you're absolutely sure its yours then take it anyway, lol. Break the lock and run [or bike]!

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:42

I once had something stolen from me, I caught the guy and made him eat my poo and then made him eat his poo with my poo in it

Comments

souljer 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 8:34

no proof? of course you have proof. go up to the guy that stole. scare the shut out of him somehow, and voila. you got your proof. thieves have no confidence...

abbeyalix 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 11:10

I definitely will steal it back:P

denversolo 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:56

Thats why you pay 2$ when you buy the bike to register it. Serial number is then on file, no problems.

HunterAlpha1 8

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:18

YDI for not keeping the receipt and registering the bike.

nomz333 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:02

I would be raging

nootepie 5

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:27

...So, always lock your bike and just show up with a key...

polysyllabist 3

Friday 17 June 2011 3:19

Right, but OP, when you steal it back there's no proof the bike isn't yours. You missed out.

Brennanrulez 0

Friday 17 June 2011 6:03

i had the same thing happen to me, but luckily my bike was one of a kind custom made in another town, and my dad was with me, and he'd bought it for me