Pregnancy and Miscellaneous: And I oop

And I oop

By porkers gonna pork :\ - 12/03/2016 15:09 - Australia - Elsternwick

Today, I met one of my fiancé's coworkers. Normally I'd never ask how far along someone's pregnancy is without being 100% sure they're not just fat, but she seemed fit. Well, I now know that virtually all the fat in some people's bodies can go straight to their gut and nowhere else. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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Foot in mouth #366

By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 01:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML

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By nobabies - 10/12/2017 01:30

Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML

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Body double

By Anonymous - 06/06/2023 22:00

Today, I realised that my friend and I have the same cute, round belly. The problem is that she’s seven months pregnant and I’ve been on a diet with an intensive gym program since January. FML

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Bingo wings

By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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Big announcement?

By Great first impression - 07/09/2023 16:00

Today, I met my SO's best friend for the first time. He gave us both a big smile and hug, and congratulated us on the pregnancy. Except… I'm just overweight, not pregnant. The entire two hour drive to his house was spent with me trying to hold back tears, and a very awkward silence between them. FML

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By Cheer4Life - 11/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Bloomington

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

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By Pudgymom - 21/10/2016 02:08

Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML

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Mind your beeswax, Karen

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

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NoBothersForMe 29

Sunday 13 March 2016 5:47

Even if the person seems fit, you still NEVER ask, as bodies can be very deceiving. You should have listened to your own rule.

catwomam 15

Sunday 13 March 2016 5:47

I just follow the rule of never EVER asking ANY woman if she's pregnant unless the words "I am pregnant" come out of her mouth.

Comments

IDontKnowaName73 17

Sunday 13 March 2016 19:30

Okay, so it sucks that it happened, but your username is pretty offensive considering that I'm torn on whether or not it's an FYL or a YDI. Porkers gonna pork?

jagott2 8

Sunday 13 March 2016 19:55

Never understood how anyone can make that mistake. Even if all the fat went to the stomach the shape of a pregnant stomach and a fat stomach are totally different.

simongren 5

Sunday 13 March 2016 20:05

Remember, unless you can see the baby crowning, you never ask anyone whether they are pregnant or how far along are they.

unclewilly 2

Sunday 13 March 2016 20:08

When I was a teenager, a friend, Steve, had a mother barely 40. One day Steve and I were leaving their house (mom was just outside the door and we were next to Steve's car) and I asked Steve discretely if his mother was pregnant..Steve looked curious for a moment, turned to his mother, "Hey Mom! unclewilly wants to know if you're pregnant!" "No, unclewilly, I'm just fat!" she replied. So I never mention it to anyone anymore. As a postscript, within a year she was back to fighting weight and looked pretty good.

jriley4u 17

Sunday 13 March 2016 21:42

Beer gut.

Saraishi 24

Sunday 13 March 2016 22:44

That'd be what they call an apple shaped body. FYL but now you know

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 13 March 2016 23:59

It doesn't really seem like you feel bad about it, given your username. So that combined with your decision not to follow your own rule means YDI.

Clapdaddy 16

Monday 14 March 2016 0:17

To quote the wise comedian Brian Reagan, "don't guess at that ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever."

TAntobella 14

Monday 14 March 2016 1:29

Women with IBS - Inflamed Bowel Syndrome can really look pregnant. One more reason not to ask, as nobody wants to have to explain that they are either fat or having a medical condition, which btw happens to be linked to huge amount of stress.