Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee and Kids: Amplified

Amplified

By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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You deserved it 4 370

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By Lolabunny - 21/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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By lk07 - 03/11/2018 05:00

Today, I got severe diarrhea in a public bathroom. I told my 6-year-old to stand directly outside the stall where I can see her shoes. She proceeded to inform everyone who came in that "Mommy has diarrhea." FML

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By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

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By Dafawk - 19/06/2016 20:54

Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 6 497

By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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yatoast 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 1:31

poor kid for having to endure the smell and sound of someone else poo

brookiebaby16 1

Thursday 2 September 2010 1:16

at least he's honest

Comments

adorkable_spazz 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 4:45

that is ******* funny as hell! sounds like something my little sister would do. XD

berg54 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 4:45

haha thats what kids do. Live with it. Side note - iron, really? Are you really that ashamed of your sad lonely life you need to continually attack people on an app/website? Even when everyone else stops? Do everyone a favor and make some friends and stfu.

jetscream 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 5:35

he just trolled u haha ignorant noob

alex1432 9

Thursday 2 September 2010 5:09

I love how practically none of the comments on here have anything to do with the FML haha

rzbt21 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 5:10

that's when you leave the store without your child. oh and LMFAO at the comments

offthehookAH 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 5:27

I read this entire thread, and now I sleep.

omgitzkayla 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 5:38

haha I love how you guys are feeding the troll iron dosent care about your stupid comments saying he should stop insulting people..in fact I'm pretty sure he enjoyed the attention..so therefore he wins ;]

Ihavenonameboi 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 5:45

iron is a douche and likes guys

fruityloopz 4

Thursday 2 September 2010 6:04

"Their tans are so orange, they look like a bunch of oompa loompas"

suckerpunch232 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 6:24

38's dp made my day

suckerpunch232 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 6:47

Woah, someone should call the cops because the grinch is on the loose and didn't get enough fiber this morning. Honestly, what do you get out if pointless fml insults?