Acceptance

By knzknz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML
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lvlcapblue 0

Not an inni or an outi. That's what we call a 2nd vagini.

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Keyman1212 14

Nikon MicroscopyU and Sydney Science Teachers Union agree that it is because of where the umbilical cord is cut. Just sayin' the internets back me up.

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Keyman1212 14

This should be in reply to 14, the App ***** up sometimes.

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ChrisTheCalm 9

A few more of those giant gummy worms If that is you in that pic, and you might have to pay them a visit too, hotshot.

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lvlcapblue 0

That's a gummy worm?! Looks like a giant shareable *****.

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DarkHelmet 10

I foresee sit-ups in your future

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Hockey_fan 0

I'm also seeing it being shrouded with potato chips .....shrouded.....do people still say that?

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SilentTreatment 7

Well you better call the coal miners and send out a searching party for it.

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P_to_the_AM 9

How? Op would remember if it is an innie or not of only she/he washed it, right?

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P_to_the_AM 9

How? Op would remember if it is an innie or not of only she/he washed it, right?

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mickeygirl 0

Washing has nothing to do with it. Op said it's been hidden by fat.. As in their own stomach fat..

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stoney13 0

sounds like someone needs to go on a diet

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