Health and Fat: Acceptance

Have you never taken a shower in your life? You need to lift those fat rolls up and clean everywhere, if you did this you would find your belly button.

JDFlores 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 9:49

Thats a sign for a diet.

HPluver101 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:18

Why was someone asking about your bellybutton??

punkin_26 16

Wednesday 26 October 2011 19:08

Like bologna. UGH! I just made myself sick with my own comment.

mickeygirl 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 9:03

Oh jeez..

johncrb 6

Tuesday 22 November 2011 17:35

Lose some weight you fat whale!!! That's horrible!!

Im2raw 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 20:26

Damn u have to be hella ****** fat then

banemask 14

Friday 16 August 2013 7:34

Dude.. If thats not a wake up call idk what is

coox 10

Sunday 23 October 2016 7:49

i'm guessing more than half of us would look at our belly button

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