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Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22421) - you deserved it (2634)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:01pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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never come back. that'll teach um.

#8 - On 03/13/2010 at 5:28pm by lucidlucia

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My mom does the same thing. While I'm away she'll talk about how much she misses me and wants me to come home, and when I do come home she doesn't even wait ten minutes to give me her "to do" list.

#25 - On 03/13/2010 at 5:50pm by nutmeg29

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